Kinetic Erection

Pre Minstral Syndrome (A real band in Norway?)

Vaginal Monologue

Bottle Cap Tiara

Sodomy on the First Date ( something Ray Romano said in a movie)

Habitual Masturbators

Power Lines

Grahmmar D’ Apostrophe

Cody Gibbs – suggested by Vance

Butthole Billy

Love Stain

Green Boots (dead hiker landmark on Mt. Everest)

Human Chain (From heroes saving stranded people in the ocean)

The Hobbies

Backwash

Jack Lube – Private Eye, Comes clean every time

PermaGrin (smiling from smoking marijuana)

Garren Dam T.

Driver

Soda Jerk Pump Jockeys ( two of my previous jobs)

Troll Bogies (from Harry Potter)

The Executives

The Executed

Drive Like No One

The Exit

Radio Truck (Early mobile radio station)

Black Narcissus (Hank Williams drug of choice)

Party Tit (Facebook)

Bi Bo Bi (from Voltron)

Meat Farm

Monster and the Wom Woms

Hunt and Peck

Poseidon’s Kiss (Toilet water splashing on your butthole)

I Shit You Nots

Slartibartfast (from Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe)

The Providers

The Microfibers

Shuffle in C (ZZ Top first band practice)

Taco Rockets ( from a Facebook name generator)

Izoozoo Toopa (Rosie Perez saying Isuzu Trooper)

Go Go Seahorse ( Vivian’s name for a game on the Sharktale movie DVD)

Terrible Stars (ratings)

Dick and the Ballrooms

Finger Wave

Transcendental Transitional Transformation Transportation

Oggo Boggo ( secret language taught to me and my brother by our dad)

Five Finger

Imposter Copycat

Schmoopsie Pooh ( from Monsters Inc)

Malaligned Misfits (from Rear Window)

Blue Screen of Death

The Massacre at Whiskey Slide (Kid Shelleen dime novel from Cat Ballou)

Sam the Shade (Nat King Cole in Cat Ballou)

Dead Front-Man

Celebrity Offspring

American Greed

Cow Tools (failed Gary Larson, Far Side cartoon)

Punk Trumps

The Hots

The Lonesome Nelsons

Rockjockz

Dress Lefters

The STFU Donnie’s (from The Big Lebowski)

Georgia Overdrive ( coasting an 18 wheeler in neutral)

Four Fifty Four

Heathen Gentlemen

Alt 0169 (shortcut key command for copyright)

Simon Ferocious (Freddy Mercury called Sid Vicious)

Dead Trip Coffee (Grateful Dead spiked coffee at a staged/filmed Playboy after hours party with LSD that turned into a real party)

Empire Kickstart

Twenty-five Stations (an above average irrigation box)

Same five ingredients

Beaver Dam (original name of Saxon Pub as a topless bar)

The Futhermukkers

Hot Badado (how Iowans pronounce potato)

Military Rocket Cocker

The Mannequins

Amogus Hodag Sasquatch

Eye Eye One Tee One Eye Eye

The Liveys

Never Been Kissed

The Muscle Tones

Apache Thirty-One

The Variants

Full Moon Jitters

Nocturnal Emission (wet dream)

The Frotters or The Pillow Frotters (humping)

Boo Radley (from To kill a mockingbird)

Bountiful Penis (from the Simpsons movie)

Mandatory Band (people will have to listen)

Lina (Einstein’s Vi olin)

Radio Nip Slip

Next shuttle to Afazumba (Men in Black 3)

Thudge McGurk (one time muppet appearing with Vincent Price)

Charlie Horse, The Supersonic Rescue Pony

Big D and the Grabbums

Silence Dogood ( Ben Franklin’s writing name)

Po and the Tape Monster (FB story about a little kid who saw people in the bathroom at night)

Bobs and Vagene (misinterpreted boobs and vagina)

Dirty Monkey Dance (Maria Banford joke)

Boner Garage (as seen on Facebook)

Inward (N Word)

Fear of God

The Molecules

Lickety Split or Splitedy Lick

Perinium Rock Star

Precarious Blueberries

Fingerblast

The Spectrums

The Hand Hugs

Dangly Bits

Hoo Hoo and the Naughty Parts

Django’s Brother

Kind Rewinders

Tam Pon and the Applicators

The Kind Rewinders

Urticating Hairs (barbed hair kicked from a tarantula)

Big Sidster and the Side Boobs (another self persona)

Rowland Stiltson (author alias)

The Sick Hornies

Ruby Jungle (Synonym for Vulva, (from interview with Anthony-Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Haiku & Biffy

Thunder Lizard (Latin translation of Brontosaurus)

The Canwenots

Jonely Bonely and the Boldlygoes

The Left Laners

The Gasps

The DonnieRonnieJonnies (Skynerd singers)

Unfuckable Sunshine

Grave Twerk (Codyism)

The Path of Totality (4/8/24 eclipse)

Bad Driver

the Nobodies

The Tubes

Skyline (last club Johnny Horton and also Hank Sr played)

The Cutouts (cardboard)

Raging Hard Ons

School Bus Hard Ons

Chest Freckle (Jennifer Lawrence)

The Mitsubishi Dialtone D160’s

Cortical Inhibition (drunk)

Hobo Nickel (depression era carved nickels)

the Rigmaroles

Lowercase Rage

Side Piece

Jumpdick

The Re-dos

Red Flags

Minivan Rockstar

Jesusaurus Dinosaurs

The Biggos (Vance’s high school garage band)

The Meteoroids

The Shitz

The Squids

Tribulus Terrestris (Goat head sticker)

Ten Dollar Cum Bucket (from Heidi Fleiss)

Tragic Magic