Once, a coworker told me I move like a cat. He then asked if I had seen the movie, Where the Buffalo Roam. I said I had not and he said, that’s from that movie. I didn’t care. Until years later, when I finally saw the movie and realized how blatantly insulting that was to me. Now I’m upset because I never got to tell that guy, Hey! Screw you, pal! I don’t even remember his name. It was a temporary Christmas job at a packaging outlet in 1994. If I  had a time machine, I would go back and watch the Bill Murray movie about Hunter S. Thompson a week before I took that job so I could say, Yeah, I’ve seen that movie,  you asshole. And then I would immediately go see a dinosaur.