Don Jon T.
Bosephus Squid 8/13/2018

Don Jon T. was a mighty man
A mighty man was he
Had the strength of a thousand men
If they were asleep

Don Jon T. had a good good brain
He said we should believe
Then he sat upon the pot
And tweeted Covfefe
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Don Jon T. An all American
Don Jon T. Red, White, Blue, Orange and tan
Don Jon T. Some called him a Cheetoh
Don Jon T. Hillary could not beat-o

Don Jon T. was a business man
Mostly gathered rent
His Father gave a small loan
So he would not throw a fit
Don Jon T. was an honest man
Except for all the lies
He blamed it on the media
Fake politicized
(Chorus)

Don Jon T. Made America Great Again
Don Jon T. Really really loved to win
Don Jon T. A big fat lying Cheetoh
Don Jon T. Hillary should’ve beat-o

Now, Don Jon T. had a run in
With a few naked women
His lawyer promptly paid them off
To keep him out of prison

T’was a little rumor
Of Russian collusion
T’was either dirt on Hillary
Or prostitutes and urine
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Don Jon T. Tiny handed fuhror
Don Jon T. looked like Hitler in the mirror
Don Jon T. Some people seemed to love him
Don Jon T. Mostly Republican

Don Jon T. Pardoned criminals that he liked
Don Jon T. Did most things out of spite
Don Jon T. Was tough, not a wussy
Don Jon T. Grabbed ladies by the pussy

Don Jon T. An all American
Don Jon T. Red, White, Blue, and Orange and tan
Don Jon T. He said he was a hero
Don Jon T. but mostly was a Cheetoh